
Day: May 22, 2018
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TUESDAY MAY 22 2018 NEWS ROUNDUP
The movie SHOW DOGS is at issue: “The day of the finals comes and if Max doesn’t let his private parts be touched, he may lose the competition and any hope of finding the kidnapped panda. It all rests on his ability to let someone touch his private parts. The judge’s hands slowly reach behind Max and he goes to his “Zen place”. He’s flying through the sky, dancing with his partner, there are fireworks and flowers – everything is great – all while someone is touching his private parts.”..
Anghus checks in: DEADPOOL review.. ‘Deadpool 2’ is a missed o pportunity at taking the franchise deeper..After being cut from ‘Justice League’, Kiersey Clemons confirms she’s still Iris West in ‘The Flash’
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Summa Cum Proudly
News from the bizarre… PUBLIX apparently has figured it should censor a cake featuring the term ‘Summa Cum Laude.’
Yes it means highest honors.
But maybe the censors at the site think otherwise..
A Publix grocery store, apparently not familiar with the prospect of finishing………with high honors……..decided it was indecent..
Cara Koscinski explained how she ordered the 3/4 inch sheet cake online through Publix.
But when she requested the bakery include Jacob’s honor, she was alerted that profane or special characters weren’t allowed. Cara clarified her request with special instructions.“The website had censored me and this is a website that you can refer to for the Latin term for Summa Cum Laude which means highest honors,” she said.
Cara said when her husband picked up the cake from Publix on Savannah Highway and Main Road, he didn’t know the bakery omitted the middle Latin word. It was replaced with hyphens“The cake experience was kind of frustrating and humiliating because I had to explain to my friends and family like what that meant. And they were giggling uncontrollably. At least my friends were,” said Jacob Koscinski.
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Jim Carrey’s latest movie is straight to video
…you can download it for $6 bucks.. But it’s also getting a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Rent at your own risk..
John Nolte wonders what happened to Jim Carrey..
What was especially humiliating for Carrey is that later that same year, more people watched a 47-year-old rerun of a Charlton Heston movie on TV than saw Carrey’s newest movie.
Nevertheless, who would have ever guessed that Jim Carrey’s career could hit such a rock bottom, that a new Jim Carrey movie would be dumped into the direct-to-video bin, that the distributors would not even try to four-wall it somewhere to build buzz. But, you see, in order to do that, your star still has to be able to attract some kind of audience.
Sadly, those days are almost certainly over. On top of losing his edge and his audience, Carrey has devolved into a partisan and bitter scold, a mean-spirited jerk reduced to using what looks like crayons to scribble his daily dose of hate.
At age 76, Heston was still acting in movies directed by Oliver Stone, Tim Burton, Warren Beatty, and Michael Bay.
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The swamp opens: White House has a sinkhole!
Donald Trump’s White House has a growing sinkhole on the north lawn!!!
“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.
Often described as a “swamp” of corruption, parts of the city of Washington, DC, are also literally built on a swamp. The city’s geological issues also include “forebulge collapse,” a post-Ice Age condition that means the city could sink as much as six inches this century. -

Hawaii volcano moving closer to power plant..

On Monday evening local time, the Hawaii County Civil Defense agency announced that lava from nearby fissures had begun to encroach on the southern edge of one of the state’s key sources of power, the Puna Geothermal Venture.
The plant harvests hot liquid and steam from underground wells to drive turbine generators for electricity, which is then sold to the state’s largest utility. The plant provides roughly a quarter of the Big Island’s power, according to Reuters.