THURSDAY MARCH 28 2013
The little island with big ramifications: Cyprus banks reopen.. riot police on standby.. cash flown in.. anger in the streets as people have their money taken from their bank accounts to pay back debt.. As we have been saying, watch this story. It’s getting little attention in America.. But the rest of the world is paying attention to it. America’s media is too busy with Justin Bieber taking his shirt off..
Speaking of the shirtless hero: Bieber now is under investigation.. He has also been taking his shirt off everywhere. As my friend observed, perhaps the Beeb has sensitive nipples..
New study suggests that chewing gum helps colon recover from cancer surgery *but good luck finding gum that does not contain aspartame..*
NBC exec: No plan to replace Matt Lauer.. right right right.. But there is a war on Jay Leno … Beware Matt, it’s almost over for you at Peaccock..
AMERICAN IDOL takes on Motown (And I bet ratings will sink even more..)
Despite earlier predictions that a comet would not hit Mars, now NASA says that it could slam the red planet.. And if it did, get ready for one of the most amazing light shows in the sky in history.. DISCOVERY on why a Mars collision would be ‘cool’ Good thing nothing lives on Mars. Or does it?
FBI will monitor chats in real time by 2014.. *(Which means they probably already do it)*
FBI tries to explain old UFO memo .. the FBI argues that the memo to Hoover does not prove that aliens are real..
Living a nightmare: Summer camp will let people live out a slasher flick.. The camp did warn this: During Great Horror Campout you may be forcibly handled, moved, bound, hooded, chained and subjected to simulated torture by our actors. You may witness strong verbal content, which may be considered offensive in nature. This content is part of the experience and is presented for entertainment purposes only.