Month: September 2014

Nightmares and birthday escapes: Mother F*&*& two headed snakes on a Mother F^&(*^& Birthday

I had a strange dream last night.. Not to bore you with the minute details of the weird goings on in my head, but this is the main gist: A ‘war’ of some type was upcoming this weekend. I perceived it to be a real battle in which blood could be shed, but had no clue what the battle was going to be for. Nor did I know the reasons why I had to fight. I knew this, and was told this by various people in the dream: The battle would most likely cost me my life. I would probably not survive.. But, I was also told to “keep working” on all of the other life tasks that I had to perform before this raging epic war occurred.

I think it means something personal–today is my birthday. I am 34.. and while we never knew when that knock on our door will be the final one, we all know we are heading for the same ‘weekend’ war at some point in our lives.. at some time in our near or distant future, we will not be here anymore. Hopefully it’s the distant future on that account. But if I had to analyze my night visions, I would say the inevitability of life is what we all constantly fearing coming–that moment when we have to face the music, the final act.

I could also be totally wrong. Maybe it’s because, before bed, I was reading about NATO’s plans to mobilize a ‘rapid response’ team.. or perhaps it is also due to CNN’s late night news alert about US actions in Somalia yesterday.

It’s anyone’s guess..
But my guess is that we all have the same deep-seated fears. That dread of the events soon to occur: The time when birthdays stop and we have to board our final train to the final fight. Or flight. And what about the light? Well.. some, including John Leer, say it’s a trick. Boy that idea still bothers me..

And with that all said it’s news time. Let’s roll onto it like a dog rolling over in its own filth:

Here’s something scary.. Like really scary: Student debt is becoming larger than anything else.. Right now it sits at $1.2 trillion. With a t. And an illion. Many of the students attempting to TRY to pay their student loan debt are working on jobs not in their degree.. This has far exceeded a ‘bubble.’ I frankly don’t know what funny money schemes are keeping it from bursting ..

Now you can find out of you have in Ebola.. in just 30 minutes. No it’s not the notion for an infomercial, it’s a real test developed by Japanese researchers.  Speaking of Ebola, there are new fears that it is rapidly mutating and that it will render treatment and vaccines to be practically useless endeavors..  In Sudan: the reporting of EBOLA has been banned!  No more truth coming from news outlets there..  And this: Just a few photos to show the grim reality of EBOLA..

There’s a bear in the woods.. that was the tagline of a Reagan ad in the 1980s. And now today, a more modern version has developed: There’s a boar in the woods. And he’s radioactive from Chernobyl..  They are roaming as far as Germany–they are unfit for human consumption and they are a part of the dark legacy that is the nuclear disaster in Russia. The nightmare that never ends..

An update on something we reported last night: Clyde Lewis is recovering after being admitted to the hospital for a pulmonary embolism..  the night was already different without him..

A mother is calling for an investigation into the fall of her child at a playground at school..  the Mississippi school dismissed the injuries as a simple accident.. But when you see the image of the poor 5-year-old girl’s face you’ll see why this looks to be much worse than a simple incident..  Of course, no teachers were present when the girl supposedly fell off one of the piece of playground equipment..


50 tons of dead fish wash up onto Mexican lake..
Mexico investigates.. 

Perez Hilton says sorry for posting some of the leaked nude photographs of stars.. That’s good and fine.. But in our modern age of ‘getting things online as fast of possible,’ as so many do, we fail to think of the consequences. Sometimes, good news bits can wait.. and instead of “breaking news” without context, sources, or responsible thought patterns, we should give it a bit of time to ….develop. We’d save a lot of embarrassment later, Perez..

Two-headed snake
Snakes are scary. I hate them.. I loathe them. But I could not even conjure up a sentence to response to seeing this: A two headed snake.. Double the bite.. double the fear.

A day after the volcano no one can pronounce in Iceland had its eruption declared over by scientists, it erupted again.

Japanese porn stars prepare to be groped to raise money for charity
Japanese porn stars have raised tons of money–just by letting people grope their breasts.. It was called the BOOB AID CHARITY in Tokyo. It was for HIV awareness.. and for 12 hours, the ‘porn queens’ permitted the sanctioned fondling. 4,100 pairs of hands in total groped them.

Last week, the official porn industry shut down after tests revealed that a major star contracted HIV. 


Fake cell towers may be intercepting your phone calls.. Andrew Rosenblum writes that every smart phone has a secondary OS which can be hijacked by hackers..

Major companies accused of massive wage theft..

Atlantic City is facing a an unprecedented economy collapse.. 

x x x x x

Bloody Disgusting says AS ABOVE SO BELOW is the scariest movie in years..

Argentina government setting aside specific tax dollars for horror movie production.. (Could you just imagine if this happened in the United States!?)


If you want to see a good horror movie, watch DEAD SILENCE.  I think I saw it when it originally came out in 2007.. but I watched it again this weekend. It was creative, amazing, and exactly what I want a horror movie to be.  It’s a case in which your ignorance of ROTTEN TOMATOES reviews may be in order, because I disagree  with the vast majority of them.

Happy birthday to anyone else who shares today as their day to mark another year alive.
Be safe.

Red alert on Yellowstone? Or nothing to see here..?

Yellowstone super eruption possible but will not be apocalyptic: USGS »

A volcanic super eruption at the Yellowstone National Park is possible but will not be catastrophic. Ash deposits from the eruption may impact communications system, aviation and more.

AND MORE:

Scientists estimate that a super eruption may create an umbrella ash cloud, which can impact near as well as far away cities in the U.S. Using a so-called program Ash 3D, USGS researchers were able to estimate that cities within 300 miles from Yellowstone National Park may get covered by up to three feet of ash. Cities beyond 300 miles from the National Park may experience a few inches of ash while cities as far as New York may be covered in just less than an inch of ash.

But nothing .. end of the world-like to worry about. No apocalypse.. The USGS says—this after years of public worries that we would be doomed if Yellowstone went again, something by the way it is overdue for.

Here is what the NOT THE END OF THE WORLD would look like:

A super eruption is expected to disrupt normal life of people but it will not be apocalyptic. Water and sewage system will be blocked due to ash deposits. Communications system across North America will be obstructed. Roads may get slippery due to ash, which will make it difficult to drive. The aviation industry will also be impacted making it difficult for people to transport from one city to another.

A super eruption at the Yellowstone will make the air unsuitable for humans and animals to breathe. The crops in fields will be destroyed and the land may get unsuitable for agriculture.

Scientists say that life in North America will get affected in case a volcanic super eruption occurs, and it may take time, effort and money from government agencies to get everything back to normal.

Seems to me that it could be pretty life altering, and in a sense life ending in some instances.

And even weirder: All of these stories lately about Yellowstone, including melting roads and running bison. Seems to be a mental preparation for, oh.. well. Probably nothing.

Move on.

Francis vs the Sisters of the traveling nonhabits

The Vatican has declared war on nuns!

So says TIME magazine (and lots of other religious insiders for some time) ..

Jo Piazza from TIME writes,

Most people don’t know about Sister Nora Nash, a Franciscan Sister who lives just outside of Philadelphia. As her order’s Director of Corporate Social Responsibility, Sister Nora wakes up every single morning determined to make corporations more responsible to the human race. Sister Nora and her assistant director, Tom McCaney have taken to task the grocery store chain Kroger over the rights of farm workers, Hershey’s chocolate company over child labor, McDonald’s over childhood obesity, Walmart on raising their minimum wage and Wells Fargo over predatory lending practices. Nash wakes up every single morning determined to make corporations more responsible to the human race. Then she follows through on it.

For more than four decades Sister Jeannine Gramick has been tireless in her fight for gay rights through her organization New Ways, despite coming under intense scrutiny from the Vatican.

Sister Dianna Ortiz made headlines in 1989 when she abducted, tortured and raped while working as a teacher in Guatemala. After living through that horror, instead of allowing herself to sink into a terrible depression, she headed up an organization to help thousands of torture survivors around the globe find the will to keep living.

The Catholic Church isn’t used to strong women. Or progress.

I recall many strong nuns as I grew up with them as my teachers in grade school—I still have nightmares from time to time about them yet. With the exception of a nun we wisely nicknamed “Sr. Bitchass” in high school, most of my early years were filled with fear of rulers and hair pulls in my early schooling. But damn, I could do sentence diagramming like nobody’s business.

But those sisters’ strength was not the same as the nuns of the 21st century.. And the Vatican is a little worried about the progress taking place before their eyes..

New medical concerns for radio host Clyde Lewis

After a number of medical ailments that Ground Zero radio host Clyde Lewis has talked about on his program, a new crisis has his the personality. According to his Twitter and Facebook page today,

Clyde Lewis was admitted to a hospital in Vancouver, WA today and diagnosed with a pulmonary embolism. He will be staying approximately three days while they clear it. Thank you for your continued support. Clyde is, at the moment of this posting, awake and resting.

The news has unleashed a barrage of kind comments from readers, wishing Lewis a speedy recovery and hoping that he will soon return to his rightful place on the radio.

The HORROR REPORT agrees with this sentiment. Lewis has been an amazing influence in the world of paranormal and parapolitical topics. His own personal health is the top concern at this time. We are praying for his recovery and hope that he’s in good hands the hospital.

May his recovery be speedy.. and his health be soon better.
He’s been through too much.