Month: October 2014

  • John Carpenter said only one Halloween was necessary. The HORROR REPORT absolutely agrees

    DEADLINE: John Carpenter Q&A: Why ‘Halloween’ Didn’t Need Sequels & What Scares The Master Of Horror »

    John Carpenter is a hard to get man.. I have myself attempted to interview him on several occasions.. I typically get a very friendly and kind response from someone with his public relations team.

    And why would he want to talk to a little old website anyway.. He’s the master of horror.. the man who, whether he tried it or not, changed culture in 1978 when he created a low budget slasher flick about a babysitter killer that someone intelligently named ‘Halloween.’

    And the genius—pure genius—of buying a William Shatner mask and painting it white..

    While Carpenter was too busy to talk to me, the fine wealthy folks at DEADLINE were able to snag a few words with him..

    Carpenter told DEADLINE what I have heard before in a number of places: That HALLOWEEN was a load of fun to create and the budget, so low, was a crapshoot for them.. they were just young people having a blast creating a horror movie. They did not set out to change horror, or create two generations of movies that would be forever modeled on Michael Myers. But they did just that..

    Carpenter also joked a bit about Shatner’s face being the face of the madman who stalks movies sequel after sequel:

    There were two options – one was a clown mask, which was a better mask, but the Captain Kirk mask was altered, spray painted, eye holes cut, with the hair. I don’t know if he knows the story. I met him recently at one of these conventions. I walked up and introduced myself. Without looking up he says, ‘Nice to meet you.’ The guy’s 80 years old, I’ll just leave him alone. You know, he was busy and probably worried about something else.

    But speaking of sequels—and this is the real point that I concur wholeheartedly with Carpenter on—Halloween did not need sequels.  On the subject of the constantly recycling of Carpenter’s idea:

    I didn’t think there was any more story, and I didn’t want to do it again. All of my ideas were for the first Halloween – there shouldn’t have been any more! I’m flattered by the fact that people want to remake them, but they remake everything these days, so it doesn’t make me that special. But Michael Myers was an absence of character. And yet all the sequels are trying to explain that. That’s silliness – it just misses the whole point of the first movie, to me. He’s part person, part supernatural force. The sequels rooted around in motivation. I thought that was a mistake. However, I couldn’t stop them from making sequels. So my agents said, ‘Why don’t you become an executive producer and you can share the revenue?’ But I had to write the second movie, and every night I sat there and wrote with a six pack of beer trying to get through this thing. And I didn’t do a very good job, but that was it. I couldn’t do any more.

    This is something I have also long thought..

    While it was before my time and I only discovered the Halloween films years after adults were squirming in theaters seeing them, I always felt that Halloween 2 felt rushed. Sort of off key, and even more, just a way to bookend a story and end it. Of course we know it did not end at all, but instead kept on chugging into oblivion—and to a point where it does not even matter anymore when a new Halloween is coming out. By the way, if you didn’t hear, a new Halloween is coming out next year.

    Carpenter’s Halloween 3, though despised by so many horror fans, is one of my favorites.. It’s creative and fun, a but bizarre, but it has the freakiest song in horror: That mind-numbing ditty about rushing home for the ‘big giveaway’ at 9..

    Halloween’s original ending, with Michael Myers vanishing after a murderous night in Haddenfield, was the perfect ending.. it could have been left there—the ever foreboding boogeyman who stalks the night on Halloween, lurks in shadows, and hides where your fears are deepest.. Halloween should have ended at one film..

    Instead we had non stop rubbish propelled at us from Akkads, Zombies, and  Busta Rhymes.. So sad..

  • A creepy blast from the way past thanks to Clyde Lewis’ music show last night: Patches by Dickie Lee. One creepy song for Halloween

    A creepy blast from the way past thanks to Clyde Lewis’ music show last night: Patches by Dickie Lee. One creepy song for Halloween

    Last night Clyde Lewis has a semi-creepy show regarding freaky music, teen tragedy songs, and horror rock..

    He played the song PATCHES by Dickey Lee. I had heard the song before, but I quite frankly don’t think I ever actually listened to the lyrics.

    When you do listen, it is a little beyond creepy..

    It actually makes me laugh to think of how some older generations decry the evil and satanic influence of modern  music.

    Meanwhile, at high school dances, they slow swayed back and forth to the song PATCHES about a girl committing suicide, and a would-be-lover doing the same..

    Creepy with a capital C.

  • Another Virgin down

    Another Virgin down

    Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo crashes during testing »

    Two space disasters in one week..

    I said before, the season of the witch, and Halloween, are never good times to try something new.

    Nonetheless, this latest disaster is also a black eye for Virgin Galactic..

    The company was going to charge $250,000 to send people into weightlessness and return safety to earth.. But they can’t get off the ground. Quite literally..

    Wonder if they are planning on dropping the price? Or just giving people a free one way trip?

  • The political wind coming from the cesspool nearby

    The political wind coming from the cesspool nearby

    I am becoming redundant.. I just wrote about the deluge of politics just three days ago. But this newest rant I am about to go on is inspired by a horror movie inspired political ad being used by the governor of my state in his bid for re-election.. A certain part of me thinks that horror icons are sacrosanct, and that they are off limits to people of a political nature..

    Because here is the thing.

    I consider myself well informed on issues of political importance. I even often link up and write little quips and opinions about political situations, news of the day, and act as a bit of a small-website-that-does-not-matter pundit..

    But I am so tired of politics right now..
    I think it’s because, being this time of year, we are inundated with political ads, constant Facebook links, and over-bloated blowhards on TEE VEE telling us why their opinion rates higher than the other overweight blowhard..

    There are a few things I have taken away from life, only 34 years into it.

    First thing: Nothing will ever change. Every election will have the same shape and form.. a different party may escape with the victory, but the same tired party will always win. No new independents.. no new beliefs.. same old, same old. The lesser of two evils becomes the evil when elected, and the new guy always wears a brighter shade of gray.

    Second, we will always complain that ’s election has been the meanest and dirtiest ever. No it has no been.  Maybe the cruelty has shifted and been served up in different mediums, but it is still the same as it ever was..

    Third, we will still vote for the people we say we hate. That’s right.. we will complain until we step into the polling place. When don’t pull levers now, but instead touch screens. And when we do, we will vote for the same people who we have complained about for the previous two to four years. The reason? We like the security of sameness, we fear change, and we especially love the pork and sausage of financial gain that brings home every year. New sports complexes that no one visits, new arenas in towns no one heard of, and bridges to no where. Or somewhere. And we love it.

    There is one more thing we will undoubtedly do after the election. We will say we did not vote for the person who won, because so often the winners immediately become unpopular and go through the same cycle of public criticism..

    I often want to take a break from politics. The heat of the campaign trail is not a dry one, but instead drenched in the filth and sweat of overwhelming lies and innuendo.

    I think all of the ‘news’ sites I follow on Facebook may have to change. I am growing really weary and tired of how they make everything political. Things that should not be.. like the clown thing in France.. or Ebola. Or Halloween costumes. For Christ’s sake, just let us be.. Let people be people. Give us a break from the Republican vs Democrat nonsense. If we all took a poll, a real one, we’d realize how we don’t mostly agree with either one of the two parties’ platforms.

    And we will complain and decry the two party system.
    And we will demand a third party..
    And we will still pick the same party we claim is the lesser of the ‘two evils,’ ignoring the potential endless amount of saints that could actually come out way if we just paid a little attention to the ballot beyond the first two lines.

  • It’s Halloween

    It’s Halloween

    Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.

  • FRIGHTFUL PARENTING: FEVER OF THE WITCH

    FRIGHTFUL PARENTING: FEVER OF THE WITCH

    I think I swear.. my son gets sick on holidays.. He’s 3 and a half, going on 30, but I remember each and every Halloween — and beginning of the Christmas season— he has been ill. Little Ayden Morris is setting a pattern.. to fall under the weather not only when the weather changes, but at times when important dates and events are set on the calender..

    Parents may consider this situation to be abundantly the same as their own.. The perils of parenting–something I have written about previously on other websites.  Since February 2011 when my son was welcomed into the brave new world with open arms and all of the human love someone can give him, worries increased as well. The prospects of nuclear war is scary.. but so often, late night temperatures spiking above 103 degrees is even worse.. heck with Chernobyl, a forehead is hot..

    Last night and today are no different.. And timing, yet again, was key. We should have known..

    Trick or treat night tonight.. I think we will elude the subject and attempt to keep it light. No Halloween talk. Because if he misses trick or treating due to his fever he will never forgive us—if he knows.. But last year we had the same scenario.. the year before did as well. In 2011, on Ayden’s first Halloween, my wife and I brought him to see his maternal grandmother recovering from a bought of medical issues .. she died only days later, but left this world happy. The only thing she wanted to see before leaving the planet was Ayden in his STAR WARS Ewok costume…

    As noted, Halloween appears to be cursed for Little Ayden. From babyhood to toddlerland, the times are often cursed when it comes to the season of the witch.

    So this Halloween, it’s doctors appointments with a fresh diagnosis of strep throat and no doubt another sleepless night, and the alternation of Tylenol and Motrin .. fun times ahead.

    It’s somewhat interesting that Ayden, home sick today, has reverted to asking for every single product he sees on a commercial.. he wants Santa Claus to bring it for him. He’s already entering Christmas mode, even before Halloween is over.

    Makes sense..
    Even  he has written off this trying time..
    My favorite holiday.. three years in a row filled with fevers and sickness. Cursed..

    Happy Halloween indeed..

  • OBEY

    OBEY

    We are all lost in a sea of political nightmares … This time of year comes packed with stories of the right and the left doing very bad things.

    Democrats will link us posts on Facebook showing how evil Republicans are, the opposite takes place from our Republican friends, lambasting Democrats for their immoral acts.

    There are people behaving badly on both sides of the aisle, and frankly I just don’t care anymore.

    I will vote this year as I do every year, but I just don’t care who wins..

    It will be the same thing next year and the year after that, we will have the same tired debates about taxes and government reform, spending, national, and foreign-policy. But the debate will constantly echo into infinity, the band will play on, and the balloons will drop over yet more conventions in presidential elections to come.. all the while no changes will occur to bring relief to the economic climate that has engulfed America..

    Call me negative, or just say I’m realistic. Either way I believe that this political season was just like the last one and will be just like the next one.

    I chuckle when I hear people saying “the political process is the worst it’s ever been” or “I have never seen this negative of the campaign” .. Then you have not been paying attention. It has been this negative before and will be again, the best man has never won, and those who have any sense of honesty or decency so often or laughed out of Congress by the people, folders, who claim they want honesty and decency in government.

    Chances are you never heard the name Cynthia McKinney. You should have, but chances are you won’t even look her up after reading this…

    So in that regard we may be the reason that nothing ever changes, the fact that we keep posting those hateful messages about the other party on Facebook but looking at her own with rose-colored glasses ignore all of the sins our own party commits..

    We keep voting for the same people and expecting different results, leading me to conclude that there is some form of insanity at the heart of the American dollar

    Negative advertising has always been around, mostly because of how effective it is and it’s major getting people to vote. People respond to fear much more than hope.

    We can lie to ourselves and say the opposite is true however, we know this: Many presidents would not have won an election without besmirching the character of the other person, and many candidates would never of been reelected unless they struck fear into the hearts of the voters especially in saying all those “dangerous” things the other guy would do. The 2002 election was a prime example of the primal fear used: Terror and war. Even this year, because it it’s throughout the nation are using as a kid! He disease has now become a debatable topic in American politics..

    So if you’re ready to tell me I am wrong, save it. Like mentioned before I will vote. And that’s about that, I will fulfill my civic duty and I will share my political ballot in the process. But I won’t expect much in return, as a matter fact I will expect nothing but the contrary of what those who wins say they will do.

    Twas always thus and always thus shall be..

  • The NASA rocket to the shuttle explodes

    The NASA rocket to the shuttle explodes

    The entire Northeast corridor of the United States was told to prep to see the space rocket launch by NASA tonight.. It will be a no go:
    This occurred only moments ago: According to NASA, the Orbital Sciences Corp.’s Antares rocket and Cygnus cargo spacecraft were set to launch at 6:22 p.m. ET. It was set to carry some 5,000 pounds of supplies and experiments to the International Space Station.

    “There was failure on launch,” NASA spokesman Jay Bolden said. “There was no indicated loss of life.

    The rocket was a commercial ship set to launch to the space shuttle in orbit.. it was 5000 pounds and packed with clothes, food, and replacement parts…
    The unmanned rocket exploded in a giant ball of flames immediately after its launch..
    The season of the witch indeed.. I mentioned earlier this week that Halloween week is not a lucky time..
    Little did NASA know it would strike them.
    Just last night the launch of the same rocket was scrubbed because of a boat in the danger zone–the first time that NASA aborted a launch for that reason..Tonight the launch destroyed itself, with a mission now not accomplished, a giant plume of fire and smoke rose into the night sky ..
    NASA says no injuries..
    The apparent malfunction has now left NASA scrambling to find the cause–and somehow figure on how to get the supplies packed on the rocket ship to the shuttle that needs them..
    Very bad news during the haunted season that things like this happens..
  • Turn the frown upside down: Jokers behaving badly

    Turn the frown upside down: Jokers behaving badly

    The strange streak of clown crimes continue worldwide..

    It seemingly all started when TWISTY first appeared on American Horror Story.. since that time frame, the news has been giving us clown recaps nightly. Clowns who terrify children with axes.. others who rip apart pumpkins on front porches..

    Last week we heard about France getting a fair share of freaky clown sightings and crimes..

    Tonight, more information on just how bad this clown fever is getting is being revealed.. This news from France: What began in the Northern part of the country now appears to be spreading. Clowns are showing up in different parts of France, and they are spreading fear, too.. According to media reports, the clown syndrome in that country has been easily spread by Facebook posts and other social media.  

    Also in France, another fake clown was given jail time only days ago.. His crime? Threatening people in full clown attire. And holding a stick that police said resembled a knife..

    The French clown revolution is not only marred by vigilantes searching for those in face paint, but the clowns themselves are also accused of committing crimes.. the town of Douai seems to be ground zero in France. Last week a small girl was reportedly chased .. a student said she was threatened by a clown..  

    This is how phobias are born..

    While this worldwide clown fascination has unfolded, the main brunt of the trickster oddities appear to have hit France hardest.. It is so strange and bizarre that police are saying this: Symptomatic of the impact of the Internet, this phenomenon can lead to damaging individual acts and disturbances to public order”.”

    The police say that the ‘scary subculture’ of clowns is spreading because of the net fascination..

    This is all getting so weird.
    So weird that there is even a statement from the World Clown Association.. something I did not even know existed until this latest streak of bizarre news..

    Randy Christensen is the president elect of the World Clown Association.. he is unhappy with all of the attention media has been paying to clowns behaving badly.  Vulture interviewed him in depth. No word on whether he was in full gear ..

    Christensen seems to have a big mission: Get people to stop fearing clowns.
    Pop culture isn’t following his lead.
    Neither are violent clowns in France.
    Or scary ones everywhere else..

  • Ground Zero: Clyde Lewis back in hospital

    Ground Zero: Clyde Lewis back in hospital

    Despite seeming to have a strong voice on recent shows, radio great Clyde Lewis finds himself yet again in a hospital bed.

    This information comes just hours before his show was set air Monday night, a note on his Facebook page indicates that tonight is a rerun and tomorrow night may be as well.

    At this point there are few details explaining what type of medical situation has developed.

    Lewis has had a number of different medical crises since recovering from cancer. Most notably recently, he was rushed off the air during a program in which he wondered if Pres. Obama was a hologram speaking to the nation..

    And now, what should be Lewis’ best week of programming, Halloween, he finds himself yet again unable to broadcast.

    This website and countless others wishes his quick return to the air, but even more, a speedy return to better health.

    Prayers and collective consciousness are with him tonight.