Thursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013

If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late–maybe she’s right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning writer, mind you, but I am a little embarrassed when I publish such bad content. My apologies. That however does not discount the fact that, for no reason, three people heard a spoon clang against a bowl and all three of us watched the bowl break. I still have no ability to sensibly understand why or scientifically say how..

And on to the news..

The new word of the year: BARRYCADES.. those monuments of government shutdowns called barricades, changed a bit to fit the President’s order to close certain places. In the case of Mount Vernon, an order was given to shut it down. Funny enough, it’s PRIVATELY OWNED!

Federal workers nervously anxious over shutdown.. In many states, even if federal workers want to file for unemployment, to certify that they continue UC benefits, they will need to prove they are searching for another job–and if they are offered another job and don’t take it, they quite possibly will lose benefits..

Digital records in Affordable Care Act raise concerns..

Jimmy Kimmel shows how ridiculous dumb Americans are regarding the new Affordable Care Act..

The Weather Channel is still going to be naming winter storms this year, despite few last year following along.. And already, they are in the business: Atlas is first..
Where it does not snow, violent tornadoes are also possible..

Stop and frisk Stop and update: New York City police stopping to ask people if they have upgraded to new iOS 7 on their iPhones!
New iPhone fingerprint scanner has government ties..
Hactivist group reveals..

The NSA reveals what most know: They are watching social networks..
…collecting phone locations?

Nuclear fuel material ‘or the like’ leaked as typhoon approached Fukushima..
New leak of stored toxic water found at Fukushima plant: TEPCO
And it’s draining into the Pacific..

Michael Jackson fans in disbelief–AEG wins case..

Cory Monteith death report revealed: Heroin and a booze binge killed him..
Intravenous heroin use..

Sinead O’Conner writes Miley Cyrus a letter: “Don’t let the music business make a prostitute of you” .. “Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited,” O’Connor warns, “and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.” “The music business doesn’t give a shit about you, or any of us,” she continues. “They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think it’s what YOU wanted… None of the men oggling you give a shit about you either, do not be fooled.”..


AMEN SINEAD!

New Bigfoot evidence revealed..


Any animal that touches a lake in Tanzania turns to stone! Unbelievable story, and photographs to prove..

Was it a supervolcano that killed Mars?

New study suggests that exercise may be as good (I say better) than pills..


RIP Tom Clancy..

Kevin Smith’s next horror move is based on Gumtree ad..

Everything was typical.. until the atypical occurred.

This story is true. Trust me.. I would never lie to readers…

TONIGHT, around 6:30 PM…
It was just another night at Horror Report home base..
My wife’s sister was here for dinner.. Ayden, as usual, wasn’t hungry, so he was watching BATMAN on TV.. And on the table, three empty bowls. Our soup was gone..
For the record, my wife and her sister were talking.. my empty
I stood up from the table and turned around to the refrigerator to get something… My wife and her sister remained at the table.
I suddenly heard a clank noise, as though the spoon hit the bowl. When I turned around, the three of us witnessed the bowl crack into three pieces. When my wife moved her arms towards to the bowl to pick up the glass, it cracked and shattered further…
All three of us heard the spoon clank noise.. all three of us watched the bowl crash.
This occurred about 10 minutes AFTER hot soup was gone.. an empty, cold bowl.
By the way, the bowl itself is “Corelle Break and Chip Resistant.”
I am “SURE” there is a scientific explanation for this.. But I racked my brain for hours now trying to figure that out .. the only end game I can have is to travel down the paranormal road.
Unless someone out there, in the dark of the night, has a thought as to how this could happen..
Am I crazy? Paranoid? ..Probably.
But explain how a spoon seems to suddenly jump, crack a bowl, and have it all occur without anyone doing it?