Day: October 18, 2013

Well… does soup REALLY expire anyway?

“During the shutdown, we made every effort to water accessible plants. And of necessity, the refrigerators were emptied of all perishable foodstuffs last week. The oldest food found? A can of Campbell’s soup dated 1997! So, please remember it is everyone’s responsibility to keep the refrigerators clean”
That’s pretty old soup—and actually may date back to the previous government shutdown.
….so how many federal workers you think were found still asleep at their desks when offices reopened today??? 

What leaves Victoria’s Secret does not stay a secret

…here’s a sick little one from the big apple.. New York City cops are looking into 17-year-old girls who, when leaving a Victoria’s Secret in Manhattan, had a baby fetus n their bag..

They were stopped by the store’s loss prevention security.. one girl admitted having a baby in the bag.. 
Times like this.. I’m at a loss for words..