Of massacres and mom jeans

I listened to Clyde Lewis last night.. He titled his show “Foreign Horrorspondence” and focused on the newest world crisis in Crimea, Ukraine, and Russia. As usual, it wasn’t the typical approach you’d find from other sources.. Lewis detailed some old Nostradamus quatrains about the ‘ring of steel’ and the new world war coming after the games of slaughter. Lewis believed the games of slaughter were the 2008 Olympics–they began the same day that Russia invaded Georgia–and thinks we are heading towards a new world slaughter because of recent actions. While it wasn’t anything to do with ghosts and goblins, there show shook me.

I have always had a special place in my heart for Nostradamus, even though I believe much of the whole ‘prophecy’ business to be mostly nonsense. But something about a radio show host like Lewis bringing all of these strange facts together compels me to start believing..

If you haven’t noticed lately, it’s been feeling like ‘war’ for a while now across this planet.

And we begin there today..

Vladimir Putin is calling the actions in Ukraine a ‘coup’ ..

The nation of Ukraine is filled with a vast amount of religious people. In Crimea, one of those, a bishop, is urging calm. However, a Ukrainian Catholic leader says people must be ready to sacrifice lives..

While the nation of Russia is basically ignoring anything coming from the Obama Administration, the White House and the US continue to look at a ‘broad range of sanctions’ against Russia.. That may be difficult since the European Union relies heavily on natural gas coming from Russia. This could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back of the world economy. Some actually believe that, due to the crisis in Ukraine, a world economic crisis is brewing..
Russia and China are happily joining hands on the matter–which is bad news for the United States..

Timing is key, on all events.. including Crimea. While the world watches turmoil and conflict, the earth wanted to be heard, too. Either HAARP is operational again or natural events led to this, but Crimea had a 4.1 earthquake yesterday..

While Sarah Palin may not be the world’s finest expert on Russian affairs–thought she could see Russia from her house–she did have this snappy one liner about how the Obama Administration is dealing with Pootie Poot: ” People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates”

Perhaps the new faced-shiny Sarah is talking about this now famous photo released by the White House of Obama ‘calling’ Putin over the weekend:

Along with Palin, Twitter has unleashed some of the more humorous quips about Obama’s ‘mom jeans’ phone threat..

From the depths of the ice comes the silent killer


Just when you thought it was safe, a virus has re-entered our world from 30,000 years in the past!

As a matter of fact, it was the biggest virus ever discovered, and now according to all reliable informants on the topic, it is awake. 

The journal NATURE reports more on Pithovirus sibericum.. Apparently enough industrial excavation led to the virus, deep in the permafrost of Siberia, to come alive again. Well, I suppose it never died.. Just slept for 30,000 years under the sea.

This particular virus was frozen, it’s said, in 28,000 BC. Also in 28,000 BC, New Guinea became populated by colonists and harpoons, needles, and saws were invented.

I wonder what other surprises deep drilling has in store for us?

If they can resurrect Pithovirus sibericum, why stop there! The sky’s the viral limit!

Rob Ford suffers the celebrity syndrome: Sweating it up on Kimmel

Rob Ford continues to be the best thing to comedy in years..

And someone in the Ford camp decided it would be a good idea to go on to the most edgy late night show on TV: Jimmy Kimmel.

What ensued was a strange affair, with Kimmel dabbing Ford’s sweat off of his head and Kimmel playing some of the more shameful videos for Ford to watch ..

The MONTREAL GAZETTE has the best breakdown of the show ..

And despite the celebrity treatment that greeted Ford in LA and the most likely ratings boost for Kimmel, I don’t quite know what this does to revamp the image of Rob Ford. Unless he just likes being the image he is known as..

Some of the best comedy here:
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All in all it’s another crack in the wall

Three days ago, it was reported that the Wanapum Dam in Washington state had a major crack–a 65 foot crack to be exact..

At that point, engineers had started an emergency project to bring stability to the dam and ensure that the crack does not worsen, or even worse, spill.

Officials are now saying that the crack, even in a worst case situation, would not lead to much of a threat of flooding.

However media reports are absent one startling fact: The dam is about 20 miles from the Hanford nuclear waste site. Hanford has been in the news, sort of, since there’s a high amount of birth defects in Washington state lately.. Hanford has not been cited, but it just seems to be close in proximity to the defects with unknown causes. And now this dam is close to Hanford..

So many things of a negative aspect seem to be near Hanford..

SONY should be careful of what it’s BRINGING

The HORROR REPORT and other sources reported on the strange death of Elisa Lam since 2013.

We showed you the video that went viral of Lam behaving odd before she eventually succumbed to her tragic fate in the water tank of the Cecil Hotel..

And last week, we reported that SONY was going to make a movie about the whole event–though they downplayed the Lam aspect and wanted to focus more on the supposedly haunted ‘Cecil’ instead..

The Sony plan may be backfiring.

The “BRINGING” is being penned by Brandon and Phillip Murphy, brothers. But critics (AND ME) have labeled the idea tasteless and exploitative. .. Lam was a Chinese Canadian student, and the South China MORNING POST has gone in depth on its reporting of the BRINGING .. The paper called Mosiac Media Group, which represents the Murphys, for statements–but the group did not comment on controversy.

The BRINGING is being produced by Matt Tolmach and Daniela Cretu. You may know the name Tolmach since he is the producer of the latest installment of the Spider-Man flick, being released next month.

It sounds like someone at SONY didn’t have their spidey senses working when they rushed this script so soon after the death of this young girl.

But will pizza drivers delivery to the ‘haunted’ Ellen mansion?

Oscars watchers laughed and chuckled as Ellen DeGeneres brought a pizza man live on stage during the telecast.. The pizza guy didn’t have a clue–he thought he was delivering food to writers and producers, but did not think he’d be thrust into the spotlight of Hollywood elite.. He said he got a $600 tip from the one delivery! Not bad ..

Ellen is also in the news for some other darker reasons. There are several reports surfacing now that Ellen and Portia Di Rossi’s house, just freshly purchased for a cool $40 mil, is haunted..

Ellen supposedly has been hearing noises like footsteps and doors closing. One must trust the sources on this story, though, as Ellen herself didn’t reveal any details herself..Ellen and Portia’s house was built for real estate developer Sidney Brody and his wife Frances in 1951.

Known as the Brody House, it’s located in the Holmby Hills neighborhood next door to the famed Playboy Mansion. Brody died in 83 and his wife in 2009.

Supposedly, Ellen is going to have some sort of ‘spiritual cleansing’ to rid the house of spirits and does not want to ‘share her house’ with Brody.. She’s rather just share it with Portia for now.

‘In other news’

NEWS TO KNOW, links from around the world:

Erotic horror star Sunny Leone doesn’t believe in ghosts. Now you know..

Zack Snyder tells the LA TIMES that BATMAN vs SUPERMAN filming is set to start.. Now youn know.

A trailer has been released for DARK HORSE starring Tobin Bell. I don’t know if they will, but the movie should use Katy Perry’s DARK HORSE song for their film..

The movie OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN has gotten itself in trouble over noises used during trailers that were the same signals and tones used by the Emergency Alert System. The FCC won’t let them be on this, and Viacom expects a fine of $1.1 million, NBC UNIVERSAL foresees $530,000, and EPSN $280,000.. Don’t use that tone with them.

When it’s not busy profiting off of the death of Elisa Lam, SONY is doing another horror flick: This time a mother-daughter meta horror..

Movie dates revealed by BOX OFFICE MOJO: July 18th for THE ROVER, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS will be out April 4, and the PURGE pushed back from June to July 18..

Secret German UFO files have been revealed to the public..