Month: October 2013

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 9 2013 Nuclear whoops: Fukushima worker accidentally turns off crippled plant’s cooling system! TOKYO 2020: Olympic site has high levels of radiation.. Red-faced: The dire warnings of this hurricane season were all wrong.. Red faced in the White House: White House Advisor Dan Pfeiffer tweets the N word to the world–by accident.. he … Read more

You’re looking at a very close image of a Chicken McNugget. Not lovin’ it: McDonalds “Chicken” McNuggets contain 60% fat, bone, and cartilage.. It’s not big shock, if you have ever had to eat the so-called food product before, you’ll know that it goes far beyond mystery meat.. it’s a meatless mystery—and now we see it’s … Read moreMcMcDON’T!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 8 2013 Cops arrest Vietnam vets at memorial in New York City..The crime? They did not adhere to the 10pm curfew..Video.. If the government shutdown continues, the United States nuclear Regulatory Commission will stop operating.. They will run out of funds this week.. One scientist is now on record saying “Yes, I’m worried.” … Read moreTuesday terrors..

The timing is amazing.. just when the real NASA program is dying a slow death on earth, GRAVITY soars in the box office–dreamers are still dreaming.. Sadly the politicians and lawmakers have ceased the celebrated race to the stars, and replaced it with logjams and arguments over 20th century technology. We’re so over that. GRAVITY’s … Read more

MONDAY OCTOBER 7 2013 What can I say.. tropical systems in fall? Wind and rain? All that with leaves changing bright shades of yellow and red? I just love this time of year. I could do without the 80 degree days, of course–something very weird for this part of Northeastern Pennsylvania at this time of … Read moreRainy days and Mondays never make me frown

State of the government shutdown: AMBER ALERT system goes down. Michelle Obama’s exercise website stays up.. LET’S MOVE.

Letterman, CBS sign ‘Late Show’ deal through 2015 Got to say I’m a not surprised by this.. I think the show is stale now, I can’t even imagine what Letterman circa 2015 will be like.. But he really can’t go out on top. He hasn’t been on top since Hugh Grant was on top of … Read moreA miserably late show..

YOU’LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. Maybe never stream again, too.. If only my toilet looked like this amazing Freddy Kreuger version a friend posted on Facebook..  Then again, I thought I was having trouble potty training young Ayden now.. I could only imagine if this accompanied our trying times..

The temperature tells me it’s summer.The calender says it’s fall.The leaves agree.

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013 If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late–maybe she’s right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning … Read moreThursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night