Month: October 2013

HALLOWEEN 2013 STARRING LADY GAGA

She didn’t even look this scary in MACHETE 2!!

There has been little news about Lady Gaga recently–even with her new album, she isn’t setting the world ablaze as she was when she revealed her poker face last decade..
Until ….
The birthday suit.

There are stories and also lots of images of Lady Gaga wearing .. well, nothing.

Animated: lady gaga works the crowd as she performs at G-A-Y
She began the show at G-A-Y with a long flowing white dress, pale expressionless face.. She looked like someone walking about of a dive bar by 2am .. But it was really Gaga.
Her freakish attire suddenly vanished, leaving behind her behind. And only what Lucifer gave her at birth.

Though the man in the dorky blue shirt seemingly enjoyed it..
Baring all: The outrageous star stripped naked during her performance

A case of the Mondays: Nightmares and dreamscapes

MONDAY OCTOBER 28 2013
It has been well over a decade since my paternal grandmother died. Over the years I have been given the gift of having some dreams about her–however she was never actually in them.. only her vacant house and her empty garden. Last night, that changed. I had a dream that we were saying goodbye to her house and her life (a long time after mind you) and she was in it.. she gave me a great big hug and whispered “where did the time go?” and finally “I love you.’ Even though it was a dream it felt like magic.. My dream ended with me asking her, “Do you believe in God” and ….boom. The alarm clock began to do its early morning magic-buster.. I never got an answer.. But I know that she loves me.. Ironically, this was also the first dream in which my son was actually in it–I have been a dad for two and a half years but this was a first.. I was showing my son Ayden a pear tree she had.. I found an old toy in her house..
But as for that potent God question?
Alarm clock.
HALLOWEEN WEEK CONTINUES..
Now onto the news.. the nuclear threats.. the human threats.. the alien threats.. and the winter threats.. I ask you to ask yourself: Is any news good?
Here is something to consider.. A Yale professor on Fukushima: “All of humanity will be threatened for 1000s of years” if the rods in Fukushima Unit 4 pool touch and have a nuclear reaction.. That is a very true statement.. Humanity itself is already being affected by the events of Fukushima–we have been showered with radiation north of the equator for months. And when strong earthquakes occur in the same region of Honshu, as they did last week, and TEPCO tells us that nothing bad occurred, it’s laughable. The worst of the bad already happened. Just as you can’t fix stupid, you also can’t amp up calamity..
There were two major events on Saturday October 26 2013.. The Fire in the Sky news on YouTube reported on meteors with multiple sightings.. According to the report, sonic booms accompanied the meteors.. one report said a low meteor went right above a women’s garage, saying it looked like a ‘basketball on fire.’ There were other reports of loud booms and explosions giving off a blue and green and red smoke trail.. There was another story from just Sunday in which a large fireball image was captured over Poland..
The kids aren’t alright: A new trend on Youtube has girls asking if they are ugly.. The NEW YORK POST reports that girls age 9 to 14 are asking the world if they are attractive…
Blast from the past courtesy an old newspaper: A newspaper in 1886 reported that a 10-foot ‘wild man’ with 7-foot arms was killed.. According to the old news account, the man also had hair all about his body and face.. Now I know it was well over one hundred years ago, and scientific understanding was ancient, but could they have gotten this one that wrong? Was there a 10-foot wild man? The then Waterville SENTINEL reported that very thing..
Meet the actor who plays dead for a living.. Chuck Lamb has appeared in numerous shows and movies … as a dead man. Naturally he is pale and bald, so seemingly has .. just looks dead? But Lamb is a professional dead man, the one that producers call when they need a victim..
When astronauts get back from space, their eyes are altered.. Apparently one in five report vision changes after their space trips.. Something to consider as private space companies will soon huddle people up in ships and take us into the wild future..
Also on SNL this weekend: Miley twerking in a colonial gown..

SAINTS SOMETIMES ARE SINNERS: THE ST. JUDE STORM BRINGING HURRICANE CONDITIONS TO EUROPE

HORROR REPORT friends the  Dorset Ghost hunters from the UK posted this video this morning.. they are uploading from Dorset, the location where the St Jude Storm is battering:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNXVFSwco7A]

This is what you need to know about this massive weather system..
There are hurricane force winds coming in just in time for rush hour across Britain .. it is going to be the strongest storm in decades to hit this area..
The MET office in the UK is warning of heavy rain and windy conditions..There are also already deaths: A boy has been swept out to sea ..

The fear at this hour: Commuting hell for anyone trying. Also downed trees.. power outages.. massive rains.. massive winds.
And while the United States debate whether they should watch football or the AMERICAN BLACKOUT, the United Kingdom is worried that their BRITAIN BLACKOUT will soon occur..

The HORROR REPORT recommends:

Above all else, I recommend Twitter for the best and brightest of coverage regarding this storm.
And it will be a mighty one..
I am praying and sending positive thoughts to my readers in the UK.. Please email bryan@horrorreport.com or send me a message @TheHorrorReport on Twitter with any further pertinent information.

From Spaceweather

X-ray Event exceeded X1
Begin 0141 UTC
Max 0203 UTC
End 0212 UTC
X-ray Class: X1.0
Optical Class: 2n
Location: N04W66
NOAA Scale: R3 -Strong

And AMERICAN BLACKOUT is airing on Teee veee…

Timing is key.
Very key.

THE HAUNTING SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK

SUNDAY OCTOBER 27 2013
The season of the witch is here.. for some, this is the time of year where the thin line between reality and ‘over there’ vanishes for a while.. Ancient tradition would cause us to wear those costumes, carve those Jack O’Lanterns.. Pagan rituals that persist today.
It’s also a time where, in my opinion, I feel it becomes a virtual ‘full moon’ for the week.. The strange, the creepy, the macabre. It begins today..
Disgusting news from New York City: Stabbing rampage hits Brooklyn.. a man was arrested after butchering a woman and her four children.. According to reports this Sunday morning, a ‘crazed man’ turned the Sunset Park home into a slaughterhouse.. The woman was 37. She had four young children.. The man has been identified as the children’s mentally troubled older cousin.. This is such a horrible story..
The killing is being called a mass stabbing..
You can turn bread into a body but you can’t take away the disease .. Bishop in Fargo, NC, may have exposed church goers to hepatitis A through communion!
Sort of a compliment to my scathing critique of drunken Halloween culture last night: 45 arrested in Ohio Halloween block party..