Horror Report

Day: June 15, 2015

  • Halloween reboot in the works

    Halloween reboot in the works

    Halloween reboot in the works

    The already overdone and failed concept of endless Halloween movies is going to get another run. And just in case there are any people still looking forward to it, read the exclusive MOVIE HOLE infornation they obtained:

    Titled “Halloween Returns”, the new project will be a standalone film set to reintroduce audiences to Michael Myers years after his initial rampage.

    “Halloween Returns” will pit a new group of Haddonfield youngsters against Myers. The now 18-year-old child of one of Myers’ victims plays a central role along with the child of a cop whose long been obsessed with Myers’ case, even putting it before his own daughter.

    Myers is now on death row and the two kids with their own personal vendettas against the killer sneak in to watch his execution. But when things go awry and Myers escapes, the pair, along with their friends, find themselves in the firing line.

    This just sounds all wrong. Plain wrong..

    I have become weary of Michael Myers, but this death row concept for someone who has already been killed 8 times plus is plain ludicrous.

    I actually wish someone would remake Halloween 3—as a horror fan, I have always been outnumbered in my appreciation of the Season Of Thr Witch..

    Instead though Hollywood will return to the tried and true method of pointless slasher trasher with a storyline to match. ..

    Save us.
    Someone.

  • Alabama slammer

    Alabama slammer

    Alabama slammer

    More than a dozen weak earthquakes have followed in the seven months since in west Alabama’s rural Greene County, and geologists are trying to figure out what is causing the seismic swarm in an area of the South that never really experiences such occcurnces ..

  • Hillary Clinton’s unpaid intern limbo: a grassroots campaign of ‘free help’

    Hillary Clinton’s unpaid intern limbo: a grassroots campaign of ‘free help’

    Hillary Clinton’s unpaid intern limbo: a grassroots campaign of ‘free help’

    The UK GUARDIAN says this,

    Clinton, according to her would-be employees, has left full-time organizers with little choice but to criss-cross the country and work as “free help”.

    The Guardian has identified at least five “Organizing Fellows” on Clinton’s current field team in Iowa alone who held paid positions on national political campaigns during the 2014 midterm elections.

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    Forgive me.. I may just be coming off the high of an amazing summer movie experience. Or just too much movie theater popcorn, with extra unhealthy butter. That stuff will kill you.

    But JURASSIC WORLD may have been one of the best films I have seen in years.. it reigns high in the action department. The fun department. the laughter.. the homages to the amazing original 1993 film that inspired me as a 13-year-old in a movie theater..

    JURASSIC WORLD has every single thing that a summer box office buster should have.
    And with it.. a record.

    JURASSIC WORLD can now boast that it has over $500 million .. in one weekend.. all over the globe.

    The AP reports:

    “This over-performed in a way that I’ve never seen,” Rentrak’s Senior Media Analyst Paul Dergarabedian said. “It broke the box office sound barrier.”

    So why?

    I would suggest that families, parents, people like me, who were stunned in the early 90s with the amazing original film, are in part passing that love of film and action to their own children. A new generation is seeing JURASSIC WORLD, with their parents.. and grandparents. That is how the arm-to-arm theater I was in tonight looked. A mixture of ages, from young to old.. all sitting with fascinated eyes staring at the screen. Amazed at the sights, dreading the plight.. and applauding the might of the secret victor at the end of the film..

    This movie had what I expected. And more..
    …The movie theater butter is secreting from my scalp.. But my brain is going to be filled with the images of JURASSIC WORLD for years to come–the same effect the original had.

    A record setting box office opening.
    Something that analysts have never seen before.

    And perhaps won’t again.
    Experience the moment in a theater, should you get the chance. It’s a visit to the WORLD you will not regret..

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    For your sleep tonight, here’s an IMGUR album of the paranormal entities hiding in your closet, under your bed, or deep in your mind..

    Sleep tight.
    Don’t let the demons bite.