Day: June 9, 2015

  • WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

    WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

    It’s everywhere. The HORROR REPORT may as well address it too..

    If you were not aware, there is a conspiracy theory flying around a number of circles about an upcoming September doomsday scenario.. a world ending event.. a humanity killing asteroid on a collision course with the planet earth..

    These rumors have persisted for some time.
    Just today the UK MIRROR did its part by running a story in the tabloid paper across the pond saying that America’s JADE HELM is possibly just prep work for the Autumn end times..

    This whole end times thing has gotten so big that NASA was even forced to issue some public commentary on it, saying they are not aware of any such object on any collision course with the planet..

    The chance is always there for a surprise ending—we know that. The fireballs that blaze through the skies at night often are the sign that we are at the mercy of celestial objects that don’t know our names or care about our plight. And despite our might we’ll never be right.

    But the September asteroid rumors not only need to be taken with a grain of salt, but perhaps an entire container of Salt–preferably with iodine because of Fukushima’s REAL disastrous effects on the planet.

    For instance, these rumors of end times were started by a ‘prophet’ named Rev Efrain Rodriguez. Oh, a self-proclaimed prophet at that. And I guess none of us ever heard of a self-proclaimed prophet who only predicted the end for profits, right?

    This entire rumor began sometime around the beginning of 2015 when the site All News Pipeline and others began profiling the rumor and giving it credence.  NASA’s staged ‘asteroid event‘ this spring didn’t help things. Nor did 6 Walmarts being closed for ‘plumbing.’ Or Jade Helm.. or countless super moons and blood moons.. Or weird booms across the planet.. or CERN starting up.. or Russia and the United States seemingly going back into nuclear stances.. or ISIS threatening attacks on American soil.. or Miley Cyrus posing completely nude and covered in mud in PAPER magazine..

    But an asteroid?
    There does not seem to be any evidence that such an event is coming.. there does not appear to be a wide-ranging group of amateur astronomers who have captured sight of the fearful might coming sometime in September.. There are countless numbers of astronomers who would love to get their name slapped on a killer rock. But to date, the only one seeing it is the ‘seer’ who said God told him of the great events to arrive.

    We have been down this road before.
    The seers and prognosticators who claim God gave them guidance.
    I’ll keep my mind clear of this one. Awareness is fine.. But diving into nonsense and believing it is mentally ill.

    Good luck to the preppers …Nothing much to prep.
    Hope the Rapture goes well for you.

     

  • TUESDAY NIGHT NUDITY: MUSICIANS GONE WILD

    TUESDAY NIGHT NUDITY: MUSICIANS GONE WILD

    When the limelight dims, the pasties come out.. Or just a mud-washed photo op for a paper magazine..

    All of that in the news tonight in the world of music..

    Mike Vulpo in E! reporting about Lady Gaga–remember her?
    She had a revealing look after Tony Bennett got the flu.. Vulpo wrote,

    Just one day after wearing a fishnet outfit that showcased silver pasties and black undies, Gaga decided to switch up her look ever so slightly. While the pasties are definitely back, it’s now time to add some leather.

    Working ripped tights, a sheer tank top and a blinged-out jacket, Gaga definitely turned heads when she stepped out in London Tuesday evening.

    Bennett tweeted out an apology for missing the show—words that I can’t help but reading in the voice of Alec Baldwin’s Bennett impersonation on SNL.

    And some may be demanding an apology after reading the latest issue of PAPER magazine.  Big butts from 2014 should step aside, a new nude is in town.. Miley Cyrus gets political and filled with mud in the latest issue of that publication..

    You can view PAPER’s full nude—and often thought provoking if not bizarre—photos online.

    Perhaps Tony Bennett skipped his show to go out and find PAPER..

  • An amazing new trailer for Art Bell’s MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT

    An amazing new trailer for Art Bell’s MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT

    It comes from Jazz .. famed Bellgab message board member and obviously a holder of amazing Australian talent..

    This trailer is so good even Art Bell linked it today on his Facebook page.

    Take a gander..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGT3dJO26Y&feature=youtu.be

  • CRAZY TRAIN DRIVES ON

    CRAZY TRAIN DRIVES ON

    The ever changing HORROR REPORT..Always the same.

    A massive database restructuring last night went afoul.. There were some kind folks at my hosting provider who did a magnificent job–after a series of calls of course–and got things back on track..

    Little did I know that updating my own HTML back in 2009 would have repercussions in 2015. But they did..

    Mean while.. The HORROR REPORT is alive and well, despite the past 24 hours of strange activity, unavailable web pages, and links that point to pages that did not exist..

    But at least this time the Ruskies didn’t hack me.
    It was a technical blaze of glory from the dark HORROR REPORT desk at midnight ..
    Back on when morning light.
    Welcome aboard..
    The crazy train lives on..

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