EVA LOVIA UNSUITS UP: SEX WHERE NO MAN HAS HAD SEX BEFORE

I suppose there is one place.

JASON went to space in X.. So an X-Rated site may as well be next.

PORNHUB, one of the most popular video porn sites online, has announced plans to crowdfund a plan for two people to have sex in the cosmos..The UK INDEPENDENT reports,

The site hopes to launch the mission and shoot Sexplorations in 2016, covering the pre and post-production costs itself but seeking $3.4 million from IndieGogo crowdfunders.

Christopher Hooton, who most likely gives a hoot, reports,

Pornhub claims to be attempting the mammoth mission purely for “the love of science and sex”, and the mind boggles as to what kind of scenes will be achieved in zero G.

The site is offering a tiered reward system for funders, with those donating large amounts getting to map out entire scenes including the positions and script.

Porn actors Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins have been lined up to star in Sexplorations, and will receive “six months of rigorous training” prior to launch.

Quite a launch.
Quite a mission>
Countdown..
This is not your parents’ moon walk.

THE NAKED STARTS HERE: NUDE CELEB HACKER MAY HAVE BEEN FROM THE WINDY CITY

In 2014 nude celebrities were making their way around the net thanks to an elaborate and wide ranging phone hack—celebs love nude selfies..
Today, the FBI has tracked down the source of the hack to the Windy City.. One home in Chicago, according to reports..

According to a CBS Chicago report today, the nude celebrity hacker (unknown if the hacker is nude) has been tracked down to a home on the South Side of the City.. Mike Parker, a reporter for the station, writes,

FBI cyber investigators believe a brick bungalow in the Brighton Park neighborhood, where possibly four members of the same family live, may be connected to last year’s so called “celebgate” scandal.

Celebrity nude photos and videos that had been sent by iPhones to the internet bank called “the cloud” were being grabbed by hackers and made public.

There is no official mention in the story of the results of the FBI confiscation of computers from the house, nor the occupants’ names.

The wide ranging hack had a huge impact on news headlines late 2014.  Today it has been revealed that the hack was potentially even larger than thought..

DEVELOPING..

HORROR FANS DELIGHT: STREAMING IS COMING

VARIETY was the first to report news of this hours ago, before it was picked up by several horror fan sites and other news outlets.. Janko Roettgers from VARIETY did the reporting. No need to paraphrase when the quote will suffice:

Be prepared to be scared: AMC Networks has begun an invite-only beta test of their horror-centric OTTvideo service Shudder. The service offers streaming access to full-length ad-free horror movies, and wants to eventually launch on a number of TV streaming devices. Its technology is being powered by and Softbank-owned online video platform Dramafever.

Consumers who previously signed up on Shudder’s public pre-launch website have started to get invites over the last 24 hours, and can now join the service for two free months. After that, Shudder is charging $4.99 a month, or $49.99 for a full year. An AMC Networks spokesperson confirmed the beta test Tuesday, but said that there’s no firm date yet for Shudder coming out of beta.

Genre specific content is not a new idea.. But coming more to fruition in recent years. Undoubtedly this idea will spark interest in horror fans..

 

JURASSIC REVIEW: AP HITS! “lacking the deft sense of wonderment”

The hype has been hopeful.. the storyline may be hackneyed, but in a summer where earthquakes are destroying California in the box office, there is hope that dinosaurs, back for revenge in JURASSIC WORLD, will dominate and captivate a new generation..

Or it will, as the AP surmises in a review, lack the ‘deft sense of wonderment’ that greeted people in the early 1990s when Stephen Spielberg first released the classic..

I recall that yearly fondly. I was 13, malls were still hip, and movie theaters still ripped on a regular basis. I was excited when I heard my family wanted to see JURASSIC PARK. It was making magazine covers–people bought those relics then. And after the movie concluded, I could not wait 6 months then! until the Christmas release on VHS .. I may be dating myself.

While I may not have had the same level of excitement about this new film, the trailers have jazzed me up more and more each time I saw a new one.. the most recent was more of a horror tale than an action adventure about humans vs dinos..

But the AP seems to be lamenting in a review splashing around its wire service and being picked up by news outlets across the planet. Jake Coyle, a film reviewer for the AP, writes, 

“Jurassic World,” the latest incarnation of the franchise, is lacking the deft sense of wonderment, wit and suspense that guided the original. Director Colin Trevorrow, who ended his first and only other feature, “Safety Not Guaranteed,” with a Spielbergian magical twist, has instead made a more biting thriller hung up on the corporate mandates of post-“Jurassic Park” Hollywood.

And this:

The 3-D “Jurassic World” is also an ugly, over-saturated movie; CGI has run amok here as much as dinosaurs. After nods to John Williams’ classic original, Michael Giacchino’s unremarkable new score punctuates the action, as the characters gradually come together from locations across the park. Vincent d’Onofrio’s opportunistic military contractor is also lurking.

Two stars out of four.

While some may question the authority of just one review, I have often believed in the power of what the AP says. It’s the news outlet of choice.. Each local newspaper will run this review.. Other websites will as well. Drudge linked it today on the top of his page. Whether Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB gives this movie rave credentials, this AP snub will take hold as the overall pundit’s non-pick of the summer.

And at the same time, it may not matter.

JURASSIC WORLD may not keep a foothold on the box office after its initial review, but that may not matter. The makers of the film aren’t aiming for a sleeper hit, but instead want the main action and box office boom to be quick..

JURASSIC WORLD took about ten years to create and had a rocky history..
And now, as the AP slams the movie, it seems to be going against the grain and momentum.
This film is slated, some say, to be on course to earn $100 million in a week..

While this AP hit may be the fashionable anti-movie wording that some will use, none of it will matter.
The long term effects of bad reviews are often apparent. But in the summer time, when school is out and people are clamoring for fake destruction, mayhem, and blood, JURASSIC WORLD is exactly what the season has ordered. It will be a blowout ..

Some may argue that the money a movie makes doesn’t matter. My friend Anghus at FLICKERING MYTH often argues that point. While I agree–the overall film’s worth should never be concluded due to the cash flow it has during its box office period–the money a film makes IN THE SUMMER does matter .. JURASSIC can boast an accomplishment in $100 million worth of tickets are purchased to see the dinosaurs strike back.

The summer of CGI disasters.
Hopefully it stays confined to the box office..

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

It’s everywhere. The HORROR REPORT may as well address it too..

If you were not aware, there is a conspiracy theory flying around a number of circles about an upcoming September doomsday scenario.. a world ending event.. a humanity killing asteroid on a collision course with the planet earth..

These rumors have persisted for some time.
Just today the UK MIRROR did its part by running a story in the tabloid paper across the pond saying that America’s JADE HELM is possibly just prep work for the Autumn end times..

This whole end times thing has gotten so big that NASA was even forced to issue some public commentary on it, saying they are not aware of any such object on any collision course with the planet..

The chance is always there for a surprise ending—we know that. The fireballs that blaze through the skies at night often are the sign that we are at the mercy of celestial objects that don’t know our names or care about our plight. And despite our might we’ll never be right.

But the September asteroid rumors not only need to be taken with a grain of salt, but perhaps an entire container of Salt–preferably with iodine because of Fukushima’s REAL disastrous effects on the planet.

For instance, these rumors of end times were started by a ‘prophet’ named Rev Efrain Rodriguez. Oh, a self-proclaimed prophet at that. And I guess none of us ever heard of a self-proclaimed prophet who only predicted the end for profits, right?

This entire rumor began sometime around the beginning of 2015 when the site All News Pipeline and others began profiling the rumor and giving it credence.  NASA’s staged ‘asteroid event‘ this spring didn’t help things. Nor did 6 Walmarts being closed for ‘plumbing.’ Or Jade Helm.. or countless super moons and blood moons.. Or weird booms across the planet.. or CERN starting up.. or Russia and the United States seemingly going back into nuclear stances.. or ISIS threatening attacks on American soil.. or Miley Cyrus posing completely nude and covered in mud in PAPER magazine..

But an asteroid?
There does not seem to be any evidence that such an event is coming.. there does not appear to be a wide-ranging group of amateur astronomers who have captured sight of the fearful might coming sometime in September.. There are countless numbers of astronomers who would love to get their name slapped on a killer rock. But to date, the only one seeing it is the ‘seer’ who said God told him of the great events to arrive.

We have been down this road before.
The seers and prognosticators who claim God gave them guidance.
I’ll keep my mind clear of this one. Awareness is fine.. But diving into nonsense and believing it is mentally ill.

Good luck to the preppers …Nothing much to prep.
Hope the Rapture goes well for you.

 

TUESDAY NIGHT NUDITY: MUSICIANS GONE WILD

When the limelight dims, the pasties come out.. Or just a mud-washed photo op for a paper magazine..

All of that in the news tonight in the world of music..

Mike Vulpo in E! reporting about Lady Gaga–remember her?
She had a revealing look after Tony Bennett got the flu.. Vulpo wrote,

Just one day after wearing a fishnet outfit that showcased silver pasties and black undies, Gaga decided to switch up her look ever so slightly. While the pasties are definitely back, it’s now time to add some leather.

Working ripped tights, a sheer tank top and a blinged-out jacket, Gaga definitely turned heads when she stepped out in London Tuesday evening.

Bennett tweeted out an apology for missing the show—words that I can’t help but reading in the voice of Alec Baldwin’s Bennett impersonation on SNL.

And some may be demanding an apology after reading the latest issue of PAPER magazine.  Big butts from 2014 should step aside, a new nude is in town.. Miley Cyrus gets political and filled with mud in the latest issue of that publication..

You can view PAPER’s full nude—and often thought provoking if not bizarre—photos online.

Perhaps Tony Bennett skipped his show to go out and find PAPER..

CRAZY TRAIN DRIVES ON

The ever changing HORROR REPORT..Always the same.

A massive database restructuring last night went afoul.. There were some kind folks at my hosting provider who did a magnificent job–after a series of calls of course–and got things back on track..

Little did I know that updating my own HTML back in 2009 would have repercussions in 2015. But they did..

Mean while.. The HORROR REPORT is alive and well, despite the past 24 hours of strange activity, unavailable web pages, and links that point to pages that did not exist..

But at least this time the Ruskies didn’t hack me.
It was a technical blaze of glory from the dark HORROR REPORT desk at midnight ..
Back on when morning light.
Welcome aboard..
The crazy train lives on..

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RADIO STEALS THE INTERNET STAR: THE GROWING ART BELL STATION LIST

It will be Christmas in July for Art Bell fans when he begins his broadcast next month of MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT..

Last night, Art Bell already tested equipment and it was a ‘go.’
Keith Rowland told the HORROR REPORT that lines were lit up fast for the full duration of the Sunday night Skype and ‘Callart’ phone line test. Bell later went on to make his Facebook page more public, allowing users who aren’t one of his capped 5000 ‘friends’ to comment on his posts and links..

The ball is moving towards a July 20th game.
Along with it: Radio stations that are more traditional and terrestrial than the online plans.

And now ARTBELL.COM hosts a page that gives information on the full affiliates who are broadcasting MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT.

The list promises to grow.
Despite Bell’s best intentions to be streaming only with the help of Apps, iPhones, Androids, and TuneIn, he’s going to be beamed the old fashioned way as well..

And even Art Bell himself seems to be a fan of the terrestrial way. Tonight on Facebook he wrote,

“If you have a local station you wish to carry it the best bet is to give the Manager or Program Director a call and ask..” 

If you build it, they will come.
If you broadcast, they will carry..